Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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