did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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