She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
You're a disaster
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