The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
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