so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
where are my eyebrows?
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