Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
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