Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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