ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
Randomize
