i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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