You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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