love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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