It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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