we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
She needs sedatives and a leash
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
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