Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
God, I missed his penis.
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