I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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