There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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