before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
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