And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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