I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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