pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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