Ambien. No doubt about it.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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