can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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