he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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