So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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