My nipple is on Facebook.
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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