i think i have herpe
just one?
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
Randomize
