living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
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