My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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