Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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