You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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