There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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