bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
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