What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
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