i think my mom watched the whole time
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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