My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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