Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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