Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
