i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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