I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Randomize
