I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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