Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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