Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
its not stalking. its research.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
Randomize
