I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
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