yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
Randomize
