she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Come see our sink grown plant.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
Randomize