We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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