Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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