i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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