what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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