O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
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