idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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