I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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