are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
You're completely useless in the revolution.
I met the friendliest cop last night
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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