The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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