so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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