this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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