Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
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