I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
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